Spread laughter this Christmas with any of the fun holiday jokes/puns below:
- I only have eyes fir yule.
- Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite singer? Spruce Springsteen!
- Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.
- Shake it like a pole-aroid picture.
- What should you say when lighting a Christmas tree? Can I get a “watt, watt?!”
- Santa and his wife wanted to spilt up, but there aren’t any divorce lawyers in the North Pole. So, they got a semicolon instead; they’re great for separating independent Clauses.