Christmas!

Spread laughter this Christmas with any of the fun holiday jokes/puns below:

  • I only have eyes fir yule.
  • Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite singer? Spruce Springsteen!
  • Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.
  • Shake it like a pole-aroid picture. 
  • What should you say when lighting a Christmas tree? Can I get a “watt, watt?!”
  • Santa and his wife wanted to spilt up, but there aren’t any divorce lawyers in the North Pole. So, they got a semicolon instead; they’re great for separating independent Clauses.