Valentine’s Day 2024

Happy Valentine’s Day! Try one of these jokes to get your Valentine laughing today!

What’s Cupid’s favorite band? Kiss!

What did one watermelon say to the other on Valentine’s Day? “You’re one in a melon!”

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring!

What Valentine’s message can you find in a honeycomb? “Bee mine.”

Why are artichokes so beloved? They’re known for their hearts.